Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Be nice to a stranger every once in a while, nerd.

I'm a person. A person who writes stories about ponies in all their infinite variations.

I'm just beginning my first foray sinto writing

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

My name is Perry. I live in Colorado. I'm a satellite network controller for the U.S.Army. And I love to read. 'Nuff said.

Feels like heaven ain’t far away. ~ DM me if you wanna talk or even just steal my Discord. Wouldn’t mind giving it as I’m not super active here.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

I am an editor. If you need an editor, please don’t be afraid to ask, since I will gladly do it.

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

Back briefly to take a stroll down memory lane!

Let there be ambiance, and may it be white, white as the snow; For even someone shrouded in darkness...can be the hero who saves the light.

It is Wednesday, my dudes

Doing things and reading stuff.

Rainbowdash is overrated

The hell is this shit, who wants to know about my bio? Does this site also have to make fun of me for not being interesting? Lol, I am just looking for the next story to read.

Hello, hello! Names Captain Absolution, but I'm also known by many names. Nightmare, Midnight Dreams, Midnight Clover,Taix, Fang, Terror and Patchwork.

I'm just a normal guy that likes video games and spends almost every waking minute on the computer either watching YouTube or reading on FIMFiction.

Born and raised in Texas, A reader, A lover, A Fighter. Maybe lost, but hey getting lost means getting found is alot more fun.

irresistible

Hey hey, I'm just here to read stories.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

my oc is the co king of all all alicorns and bicorns,and co ruler of the hidden alicorn and bicorn kingdom Aliden.

Too much to write; too little time

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

An uncoordinated cellist and a terrible confused tinkerer, at your service.

Devourer of Terran flora and fauna, collector of carbon based material, and potential partner in crime

Et en Arcadia ego.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Trying to improve my writing. Please critisize my stories, old or new!