I just wasted about a half hour trying to get chinchou. Several magikarp, 4 perals, 7 big pearls, two heart scales, and two or three wishiwashi later, I finally got a chinchou. You know what I did? I said "screw you, I'm not going through this again," and I chucked the Master Ball i won from the lottery at it.

Twenty percent chance my arse.

So, got a new phone and a reliable internet connexion. Still haven't caught up with season 6 yet, so please, bear with me.

And nick named it NotWorthName. Because it's not.

BURN.

This is just too much.

Yes, that is an anthro Trubbish. If you don't know what Trubbish is, it is a Pokémon from Gen V. It's known as the “Trash Bag Pokémon”, because it is literally animated garbage. Its Pokédex entry from Pokémon X says:

The combination of garbage bags and industrial waste caused the chemical reaction that created this Pokémon.

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I accidentally one-shot an Eevee.

I hate myself right now.

That every time I go fishing, literally the only thing I've caught is a Celestia-forsaken LUVDISC!?

I'm playing Pokémon X while listening to Fillydelphia Radio via Ponyville Live.

Because why the hell not?

Getting a speed boost every single round is just a little OP.

It's ten oclock. On Christmas Eve. And I can go outside, with a short sleeve shirt, no coat whatsoever, and feel fine.

Oh yeah, and I'm in MAINE.

This. Isn't. Normal!

You see it on the internet and pretend to blow it up.

Several times in succession.

I hate AppleDash.

I hate it so f***ing much.

Excuse me while I search the webs for a pair ACTUALLY WORTH SHIPPING.

(I think I'll try to find some VinylDash. Haven't tried that yet.)

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