You may hate my work, but give it a chance... and then you can nuke me.
I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys
I'm a man that given lemons I shall question life's motives and if there are none I shall rake the lemons and shove them into life's many holes
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.