[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.