~~Written for the /fic/ writing prompt thing~~

While trapped in a stone casing, there isn't much else to do but think. I like to think that's what Celestia was trying to do, give me time to think. When she trapped me in here she wanted me to understand something, and I did. Love is cruel. I had been placed here out of spite, to stare at the darkness that once consumed my soul. But that's all gone now. Sometimes, when you burn the bridge that brought you to the other side of the lake, you don't think about ever needing to get back to the side you came from. Until you're forced to.

A/N: To be honest, this fic kinda sucks. It was written an hour before submission date, doesn't have much thought put into it, and is overall just bad. I'm submitting it anyway, because I don't like wasting things I write. And, sigh, I wrote this so I might as well submit it.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes we need a couple drugs -- or six -- and maybe a pegasus, to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

Princess Luna meets her greatest foe, the bed.

She discovers just how hard it is to find the perfect position while laying down in a bed.

Tom the rock and Bloomberg the apple tree learn what it means to love. Sometimes, even the most unlikely of things will fall in love.

This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.

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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

All the ponies are celebrating Mother's Day, including Applejack.

My world will never be the same, and neither will those who know that it won't. Seeing is believing. Believing is deceiving.

Sweetie Belle gets curious about where babies come from, so she confronts Rarity about it.

The trees of Sweet Apple Acres are tired of being kicked by the ponies. After apple-bucking season, the trees finally snap and begin to fight back against the ponies. The clouds help.

After recovering from a perilous fall off of a building, a stallion is reunited with his best friend from his foalhood.