I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

This is fiction. But it is based...

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

space is a waste

Are you a Rebel?

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A fetish author who enjoys all sorts of kinky stuff; PM me if you'd like to commission a story!

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

I write novels about crime, fantasy, and the supernatural. Sometimes, I write about ponies... is for fun!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

What a beautiful Sunset.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

My life is uncomfortable; and you can too!

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

A fellow traveler...

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

No longer relevant.