A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

God, I'm so sorry.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.