Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Complexity and simplicity. I am a jack of all trades. All I ask for is an upvote and comment. Maybe a watch to?

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Mostly harmless.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

I reside inside this universe, live outside of time, and am very likely completely out of my mind...

I also draw pretty pictures :3

Just an artist who can draw covers, color covers... and huh, maybe write. From time to time...

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.

Cheer up! Cheerio! Cheerilee!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

All bow before my horrible chatroom grammar!

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

irresistible