I hope you're not expecting too much from me, I always buckle under pressure. If you've found your way here then there must be something wrong with you. I don't want to be cliche. My first two stories are very cliche. I should know, I wrote them. If at any point I write anything else it won't be that bad.

I do hope that you're a repeat customer though. Enjoy what I have to offer for now, and I'll work to get something worth your time out there. Thanks for stopping by!