Too much to write; too little time

Alive today

Coming to you live from inside my twisted mind!

Love both the most brutal metal of all, and adorable ponies? That's doable.

Found my way into this fandom through a bet.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

<---- Falco Judging your cringe

What's my name? tell me yours and lets be friends! I love action games, guns, gore, and sharp steels. Used to be a hater of MLP:FIM but now I am in love with Princess Luna. 'nuff said

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...