I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
"Bad things happen. There's never gonna be a time when everything's perfect, but that don't mean we stop tryin'!" - Applejack
Hello, hello! Names Captain Absolution, but I'm also known by many names. Nightmare, Midnight Dreams, Midnight Clover,Taix, Fang, Terror and Patchwork.
Used to be named Sylvanpony got bored and copied my steam name :)
Just an Autistic, Brony, Gamer who loves fanfiction, and wishes he could write his own.
The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.
I'm exccentric, quiet and a little crazy... what's not to like? Nya.
I write, and play video games. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
Fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble, GI Joe is there! GI Joooo.... okay, where did the tie-dyed horses come from?!