"If you don't know what you want, then it really doesn't matter which road you take." -Cheshire Cat
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!! TURNS OUT I WA WRONG!!! *splat*
I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
Dubs Rewatcher once described me as "an intense literary analyst". I describe me as "a room of monkeys with typewriters."
I would say I am a musician, but I would be lying. I am an idiot with access to things that make noise.
Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.
Not much of a fan... but some stories motivated me to post.
An arrow can only be shot by pulling backwards. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, just imagine that it'll launch you in something great.
Wait, you're staring at my profile page? That's just creepy.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who can know binary, and those who don't
I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.