I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

8000 soldiers!

Gone For Good

Perfection? I don't want that, because that would mean stopping, standing still, instead of improving.

very good at writing very bad things

Hello everyone!! Wanted to let you know that i have accounts on Furaffinity and Fanfiction under the name PuzzleMaster1998. I love doing puzzles, adore foxes, and favorite villain is Chrysalis.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Buddy Hooves is a pony who loves art. Almost more then he loves pizza and milkshakes.

Many a tale awaits, tales of action, adventure, drama, love and much more! Sunlight & Sundagio are best ships!

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

“I've no truck with snobbery at all. To me they're all the same: literature, porno, dog racing.” - Dean Learner

"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"

British accents make everything 20% eviller~

We grow 'em big!

Storing knowledge and stories slowly churning some out into semi readable works.

I'm lazy and don't update often. I try, but things just don't seem to get done when I want to. Also, not the biggest MLP fan out there.

Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

I am Gundam

That's some catch, that Catch-22

Returning with a vengeance ▬▬▬▬.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅​|̲̅̅=­­­­­̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.​▬▬▬▬ And a beat

I write about horses and other creatures kissing. The gayest of kissing

Me

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I am never serious.

May the Sun illuminate your path and the Moon guard your dreams. Let the Love grow strong and the Magic roam free.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I Am Just the average Brony doing average things while I work on my Fan Fictions

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Just a humble software developer who fell in love with ponies.

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer