The situation-The Yaks declared war on Equestria after the Episode That Shall Not Be Named.

The combatants-The Holy Empire of the Equestrian Nation, the Crystal Empire, (possibly) the Kingdom of Griffonstone vs. The Principality of YakYakastan. Unknown allies of the Yaks (if any. Seriously, who wants to hang out with these @$$holes?)

Read More

Is it because I'm attuned to a Spring Goddess that writer's block always strikes me in winter when My Lady is trapped by the Cailleach and cold comes upon the land? I shall light my candles and pray for the return of Brigid's light to illuminate my inner consciousness.

Read More

For no particular reason, I've decided the official title of Equestria is the Holy Empire of the Equestrian Nation. Politically, it is basically a collection of city-states beneath Celestia and Luna's benevolent, celestial reign.

Vivat Sol Imperium

Vivat Imperium Equestrius

Celestia VS Worf. Who would win?
(Let's see who gets this joke.)

Personally, I think they'd both knock each other out.

You think the Brony fandom is bad?
Check out this civil conversation between two X-Men fans regarding Monet St. Croix's mysterious flying abilities.

James Vann
James Vann2 years ago
I wanna get this out the way how does she fuckin fly. She isn't telekinetic doesn't have wings doesn't have wind powers and doesn't have farts coming out of her ass at rapid speed
Reply
Hide replies
Rosso The'Crimson
Rosso The'Crimson2 years ago

Read More

After reading several fics on the subject, it is now my headcanon that Celestia regularly seduces her guards.

On an unrelated note, I'm applying for a job as a guard at Canterlot Castle.

(Note: I love all the following Ponies. I've also wanted to take each one across my knee at least once)

1. Rainbow Dash. While I love her, Dashie's reckless disregard for her own safety and seeming inability to consider the consequences of her actions definitely earns her top spot on this list.

Read More

Among Pegasii, races are a common method to resolving affairs of honor just as dueling was in Europe. This custom is emulated by Pegasii colts and fillies. Dash's race against the bullies was a sanctioned event and the instructors were later reprimanded for not monitoring it more closely and letting Fluttershy fall. Dash, however, was honored for her victory with a banquet of chocolate chip cookies (being too young for the customary beer though a drunk Filly Dash would be quite amusing.) This

Read More

That which cannot be expressed by speech, but by which speech is expressed—That alone know as Brahman and not that which people here worship. That which cannot be apprehended by the mind, but by which, they say, the mind is apprehended—That alone know as Brahman and not that which people here worship. That which cannot be perceived by the eye, but by which the eye is perceived—That alone know as Brahman and not that which people here worship. That which cannot he heard by the ear, but by which

Read More