My story is much like yours. I was born naked, screaming, and drenched in someone else's blood. But somehow, I overcame these limitations and am now a somewhat prolific writer of pony fiction.
My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M