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I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Sometimes I like to just sit down and do nothing. Alright fine, all the time.

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

I think I am done with creating stories, just don't have that drive anymore nor the creative juices. but hey, continue to read my stories to you're hearts content

time to get off this furry boat

Wow. I feel SO loved here. / Drop Some Vibes & Keep the Ko-fi Warm.

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

Half of everything is luck, James.

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I like to write random stuff involving MLP. I named my OC after Rainbow Dash and Onyx (from Pokemon).

Keep palm and palette on.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Just a girl trying to make it as an freelancer writer. Please check out my stories, both fanfiction and independent works! Any comments are deeply loved and you're all awesome.

Writing, Read, listening to music and video games are my passions. I do enjoy a good story from time to time, and I'm a Spike fan.

sometimes ideas pop up that need to be written down

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

The only ship I ship is friendship.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

♦Gone fishin'♦

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Live long and listen to good music...

A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.

Fellow brony, and overall Twidust fan!

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

"You think you know me..."

Cover art artist, Youtube channel here and DeviantArt here

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff... I wouldn't recommend it. Count:2121

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Show your support on my pateron page or ask for a commission https://www.patreon.com/Madhat886

Sometimes I write stories.

All hail best human Sunset Shimmer! Now welcome all to The Destiny of the Ancients

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

I'm nothing too special, just a simple writer hoping to entertain a few others.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect