Who are you?
Nobody that you probably know of, and even if you did know of me, you don't deserve to know. And I don't want you to.

Can you follow me?
Um, okay? What kind of stories do you write? Are you an asshole? I hope not. If you're a nice person who isn't a dick, I'll probably follow you.

Can I follow you?
As long as you are Gluten Free.

Are you famous?
No. I don't know why I'm not; everyone loves sarcastic people.

Who is best pony?
My god, I hate this question. I like Sunset Shimmer, I guess.

Who is worst pony?
The yellow one.

Feminazi!
Why, thank you!

How old are you?
69 TBH.

Ew gay
The door out is located right next to the door that leads to Hell; I hope you don't accidentally go through that door instead!

(Spoiler Alert: they both lead to hell)

What kind of stuff do you write?
Lesbian horse words. So much yes.