I deliver swift justice through the power of pizza

Just a random 15 year old guy. S'up?

Once more unto the breach, chaps.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

I go all out to change my fate, just like a mercenary earning his cash

[shitposting loudly]

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

they/them

*Carrot Noises*

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!