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Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Writing wrongs.

The man without a plan.

I'm Leaf. (Fledgling) Author Extraordinaire. Everyone loves me.

Hello! My name is DivineRoyalty, and I am an aspiring author, musician, and artist! I hope you enjoy!

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

A burnt out weirdo who enjoys writing.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Founder and Head Writer on Equestrian City Project

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Caw caw?

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

pony enjoyer

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

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I love pones.

I live in Colorado

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

All bubble-blowing fillies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied pony in the bar (bar).

Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

Raging inhibitionist.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

That feeling when you'll never be a famous pony writer who burns out and fades into obscurity. Why even live?

Trees, birds, bees.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

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