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TheMutatedDeity


Just your friendly neighborhood artist and writer here to enjoy some ponies. [ She/They ] [ 21 ] [ https://themutateddeity.carrd.co/ ]

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So. You want to live with a pegasus. All the power to you for making the leap to sharing your space. But chances are, you don't know dip about what a pegasus is actually like and have a bajillion questions. "Do they take up much room? How much exercise do they need? Do they actually eat seeds, or was that a myth invented by the Abyssinians?" That's you. That's what you sound like. Stop it.

Luckily for you, you decided to actually do some research about this massive change to your life and picked up this book by somebody who's pretty much a pegasus expert* at this point. Professional advice: buy this book, sit down, shut up, and open your brain for some learning.

*Legal Disclaimer: Definitely not a pegasus expert. Consult certified hippo-ornithologists for serious advice.


A.K.A., a "guide" by the griffin Gylfie Harrier that's mostly just fun stories with loose morals.

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