"I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians: anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone?" - Trixie Lulamoon
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
She/Her (Trans). Occasional Writer, Storm Chaser, SFM Artist and Former Special Events Staff at Ponyville Ciderfest. PFP by LincolnBrewsterFan.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
When you feel you lost the right path start from the beginning and try a different course.
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.
So why does it always seem to be? Me looking at you, you looking at me. It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
*** Please consider supporting me on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TMFF *** I used to write Clopfics, but now I prefer to read them, out loud on my Youtube channel.
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
Just call me Poly. P-O-L-Y. Sound it out with me. PAW-LEE. Not POH-LEE; Poly. And no, it is not a girl's name.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.