Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm just here to write.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

None of this really matters anyways, I mean who the hell reads this? And if you are, stop wasting your time, yes you. Go away. Shoo.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Youtuber/VA/Stuff

Fancy Times for all crabs!

Too much to write; too little time

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Bible teacher, My Little Pony analyst, G.I. Joe collector.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Music enthusiast, a (really bad) drawer, hardcore gamer/grinder, and somewhat of a decent writer (and a weeb of sorts). What more is there left to say?

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Lurker Extraordinaire.

This has been dead for a long time. I return now and again for various reasons, but I've moved on from here.

Our minds bend and our fingers fold. Entwined, we dream . . . I know.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Original Works. It was a good run.

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.