irresistible

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Sup. I'm gonna go write stories now.

I am but one of an elite team of magical wizard writers bent on bringing down the nations top pony blog, Equestria Daily. I will infiltrate them shortly and steal all their secrets.