The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they're in the walls. Our only hope is the resurgence of strong men and strong arms to save the American hegemony and our way of life.

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

I like to make fun of poor people.

I forget what I wish to remember and remember what I wish to forget.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

“Life is what we make of it. Travel is the traveler. What we see isn't what we see but what we are.”

Who let in all the goddamn memes?

I will follow you all

Eh, what you looking at?

Big Brother is Watching You

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.