Teach a guy to make french bread and he's superman... Teach a guy to make garlic bread... and he's God.
Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
Hello everyone! It's story time! God bless you! | Christian, Female, Early 20's, British, Straight, Single. Birthday: Feb 13. Profile pic: pmbsakura37.
This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.
I think I am done with creating stories, just don't have that drive anymore nor the creative juices. but hey, continue to read my stories to you're hearts content
Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I have always loved music. And I'd like to think that our entire universe is just like one great big symphony, and is playing right before our eyes.
85% of the genuinely happy thoughts I've had in the past year have related to ponies. I am way too proud of this.