A week before Twilight becomes the official ruler of Equestria, Spike decides to finally ask her how babies are made when they're packing their things to take to Canterlot, and Twilight had never prepared for such a question from him, causing her to panic and hilarity to ensue, like it usually does in these stories.

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Rated teen for 'the birds and bees' and swearing
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A random short story I made up while browsing through FIMFiction at night, so don't expect a miracle.

Sandbar wakes up to find that Gallus is acting very strange, and it just escalates from there.

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Warning!
Contains: Immature and dark humor, Swearing, Blood, Teenage Angst, Reference to 'The Faculty Hotness Ranking' by CategoricalGrant, A book club.

Finn and Jake have been teleported to Equestria by mysterious magic. They land in Twilight's Castle and things go bonkers from there! To a Ursa Major, a jerk of a Prince, some lovely love, and something that's way eviler than Ice King himself! That and more in Adventure Time: HIK! WAWIE!?! "Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands, with Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end, it's Adventure Time! Hey Ice King! Why're we Equestria!?! Can't believe you would do this! You giant Jerk! We're gonna travel across the land and find you, and we're gonna kick your ass! Yo, King of Ice, it would suffice, if you weren't such a jerk! We're gonna get to the bottom of this! And when we're done. Gonna kick your Ancient Booty!"

Edit: Book Two's new owner is The Cosmic Consciousness.