Hello. Just a shoutout to everyone who follows me that I'm still alive.

Hello everyone. I'm still quite surprised that 32 smart, respectable, and good tasting people are following me. Thanks for the support.

I'm just writing this quick blog in order to let everyone who is interested know that I just submitted a new story titled The Most Temporary Occasion, a somewhat dreadful story about a batpony fighting prejudice and bigotry in '50's Manehattan.

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Dear loyal followers,

Well, if you know anything about my style of writing, it's that I like to get to the point of things. So, no more small talk. At all. So just listen to what I have to say. Okay? Okay.

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It's true. Seriously.

I can understand why people write and read clop fictions. In my own opinion, it's because most people are perverted and want the fantasy of bestiality without crossing the line. But also because we treat anything with a vagina as a sex object, people automatically want to stick their dicks or other body parts into it.

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If I Ever Write a Suicide Note…

If I ever write a suicide note,
it would begin with these words,
“How can anyone ever argue
that dreams can’t come true,
can’t being an unnecessary attachment
to a fact I already knew
One day the sorrow will come,
the crooked tree outside my window
will become straight, straight being
an unwelcomed thing
The kid who kissed,
and the cagelike mess of cuts and
cannibalistic cheater who tears away
the dreams that are reality

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I have read a lot of really amazing fanfictions, but they are rarely completed. My favorite frantic ion on this website is Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying. It was the first thing I've read on this website and I really wish it could be completed.

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First off, let me tell you something. I really dislike Twilight’s Castle. Why? I don’t want to be one of those people who say that it was just “merchandising” because it is the accepted idea. However, I think that this is true. As we have seen from the Season 5 premiere, the castle could be of major relevance in the future.

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For those of us who have passed the third grade, we learned about probability. It might also relate to statistics, but I'm getting a bit off track. I have always wanted to write the American novel, except with ponies. One of my favorite fanfictions is "Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying", a lovely novella about love. Since I am a fan of noir, I also really really like "All In: An Applejack Noire".

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I'm done. When a website becomes the bane of your existence, you have a problem. I have reached and exceeded the point of no return. I spend a lot of time thinking about making it to the Favorite's page. In the beginning, I thought my obsession was just perserverence. But now I think that this is starting to become unhealthy.

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Hello. I am looking for a starving (not required) and talented artist who will create the banner of my new group titled "Hard-Core Noire". Any one is welcome to draw, paint, or computer. Here are the requirements:

One, it has to have at least one pony in it. I will recommend the typical attire such as a trench coat, fedora, and others.

Second, please use "noire" as your theme. I recommend dark background.

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