“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Applejack is best pony~~

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

She/her!

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I type stories using my hands

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I am not proud of what I do but sometimes it must be done.

loves tiaras.

Living with LUS.