King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

Male from Paramount CaClass of 2012 Paramount High School Garduate

I'm a cat. I write things; those things are about ponies. I'm a very friendly kitty, but if you make comments about my rear end I will claw your eyes out. That's really all you need to know.

Aspiring writer and huge sci-fi fan. Also Luna is best pony.

*Insert poetic irony here*

A little bit crazy and a sucker for the happy ending, you just might not know what you're going to get. Read at your own sanity's risk.