Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I like ponies.

i love all but sexual fanfic unless its funny.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Nuts.

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the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

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I can't wait to be told bout the latest and greatest fics, I need to know now. So yeah, I'm here now.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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I used to write nonsensical bullcrap. Now I write nonsensical bullcrap with a story. Kinda...