A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Verily, vanity.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Howdy, I’m Burt.

An aspiring writer who grew strong with the help of fellow fans of MLP.

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time is a crime

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

space is a waste

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Aspiring writer and huge sci-fi fan. Also Luna is best pony.