Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Nothing. But everything.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

Me. Take it or leave it.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Supercharging at MAXIMUM LEVELS!

God, I'm so sorry.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)