I am a smart and creative individual.
I identify as a tin can because I'm trash and empty inside.
Cosmetics saleswoman/makeup artist by day, fanfiction writer by night.
I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?
Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.