I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

To represent everything it stands for.

Why hello there...

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

I don't always write stories, but when I do, they're either random as s***t or dark as Tartarus

Lets just write some damn stories.

Just a guy with time on his hands really, all I can say is a hope you enjoy what I write

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.