"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin
Don't ever buy tickets to a con artists' convention. Chances are when you get there, no one else will be there...
I am Knight of Bacon, Defender of Pork, Protector of Piglets, Crowned by the Cloven Hooved, Hero of Hogs, Beheld by Boars, Sung of by Sows, Savior of Swine—I am The Omnipotent Oinker!
A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.
An Irish girl who reads, writes, reviews, and occasionally draws. Don't worry though. My hair isn't black, my eyes aren't blue, and I'm not from Galway, so you won't be losing your heart to me.
I forget what I wish to remember and remember what I wish to forget.