This story is a sequel to Are. You. SERIOUS?!?!?!

After the fiasco with Discord, Chance is once again reunited with his old friends, Celestia and Luna. Reconnecting with them was all well and good, however it is during his visit with the royal sisters where Chance is forced to come to grips with the harsh and bitter truth of the things that have come to pass since his slumber.

Tagged as AU because [REDACTED]. Nahh, just kidding. Because character death.

Finding another that is like yourself (be it personality, interests, species or otherwise) is always a good thing to find. For Discord, however, it's an...experience, of sorts.

Quick to fall victim to boredom, Discord wanders around Ponyville, waiting for Fluttershy.

Having to put up with everyday ponies that weren't Fluttershy was making Discord fear he would fade away again at the rate he was going. That is, until a newcomer trots into Ponyville.

Ever the opportunist for causing chaotically fun times, Discord intercepts the new source for his entertainment. However, Discord was not prepared for this new kind of tourist.

CONTAINS SPOILERS! SPOILER ALERT!! You have been warned.

After the whole magical ordeal with Gloriosa Daisy, there's time to wind down and reflect on the events that took place in the day.

But thinking too much....can sometimes lead to some rather unsettling answers to question unasked.

Known as the "Two Warring Ones" back in older times, the master of chaos and the princess of Equestria reunite once again in to continue their thousand year old dance.

It was something that had started out with bitter aggression and hostile roaring from both sides. Overtime, it became more and more like a game to the two entities.

One they both knew well.

A bitter Discord laments the passing of a dear friend and all the memories they and their friends shared.

Cover art done by AlyssaHartwick

A simple farmer is plucked away from her farm life and thrust into big city life as a personal body guard for one of the biggest names in the fashion business in Manehattan. Trouble is, she might end up wringing her own charge's neck in the process.

But just who was it that had hired her? Who was after the business owner and why? Payback? Revenge? A Power play? What was the unseen angle in all of this?

In the farmers' gut, she just knew something bigger was in the works somehow. AU. Character and category tags will change as the story progresses.

Kids make friends as quickly as they can make a mess. Apple Bloom makes a new friend at school and tries to tell her big sister Applejack all about it!

Trouble is, Applejack just might have an aneurism before the conversation is over.

The young mare is well known throughout Equestria, just as her friends are as well. Many have come to know her as the strong and dependable apple farmer from Ponyville, but some cannot understand her obsessive attachment to her trusty Stetson. Why would a lovely mare keep a weathered old thing like that when she could get a brand new one? A question most have asked.

This is a brief look into the origins of a simple farm pony's start in life and a treasure linked to her past.

A HUGE Thank you to Guilty Vulture for proofreading! You're the best!!

She is Applejack, the element of honesty. The very manifestation of her element and the go-to pony for mostly anything that needs doing! Dependable, faithful, strong and honest to a fault. And yet....the farmer openly lies in front of both friends and family.

The real kicker here?

Applejack is completely unaware of it!