Professional bum Human shows RD that being a leech on the government's wallet can produce a helpful skill or two.

Penniless, desperate for gold, starved for adventure! You are Anonymous, and you've found your way to Ponyville in your struggle for gold and glory. Instead of riches and fame you find three annoying fillies, perfect!

Originally written in late 2013, and converted into prose now. I've tried my best to weed out mistakes but there were many and I don't think I got them all.

Cover art by docwario. If you want your art back you can pry it from my warm, understanding hands!

This story is a sequel to Horse La Horse Season 1

Who would have thunk knocking Celestia unconscious and allowing her to get caught by the worst Villains on the planet would have repercussions? Now Anonymous must right his wrongs and atone for his crimes, WITH HIS FISTS!
Follow him, Iron Will and Sunset Shimmer as they make their way through a Very Violent Villainous Competition, and work together to come out on top before the Mega Forces of Evil take over and transform Equestria into a hellish nightmare.

Cover art by Eighth, thanks Eighth!

A couple of dejected people meet at a fancy hotel, and become disillusioned with their love lives.

Written around 2015 in greentext, just now got around to converting it to prose. It's an earlier work, so it can be rough at times.

Amazing cover art by my boy Pedro Hander.

Anonymous goes to a cafe and takes a chance on approaching a cold looking mare.

This is just a bit of nonsense I wrote on a whim. Feel free to tear it apart!

You find find narrations for both chapters here:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

It's narrated by Forgotten Dreams, Mica, Wuten, and Agent0Fluffy! Thanks lads!

Anon puts his all into ending Hearth's Warming Eve once and for all. No amount of pony singing will stray him from his path!

A Christmasy collaboration with Eighth .

Transported here through mysterious means, a human finds himself trapped in Equestria, and trapped with all its inhabitants! Conscripted into the Ponyville school for the magically adept (despite being entirely inept) our displaced hero attempts to uncover his past, and how he came to be in Equestria, making enemies and new friends along the way! Join him as he stylishly smashes his way through those that would keep him down, with only a little purple mare and his human vigor to carry him to victory!