Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A Canadian idiot.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Random internet brony, at your service.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

I'm a historian by training, a teacher by trade.

I type stories using my hands