Here to pillage. Here to plow.

I write stuff! Sometimes lewd, sometimes edgy, sometimes stupid.

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

I like to compose music and I'm trying my hand at fanfics.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Horrifically Fun

For we all wish to discover the secrets of being as truly random as Pinkie Pie herself.

~bruh~

May the floss be with you.

The lack of muffins on your face is disappointing.

A fun pony that loves magic and having fun in his kingdom. Sadly his wings are cursed so he cant fly till he finds his soul mate.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Hi there.

Those niggas tried to punk me, I don't play that shit.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

As the world around you moves you stand there motionless. Unable to talk and watching as the world around you collapses. Such is the way of life.

I want to be a lion, everybody wants to pass as cats. We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that...

I watched MLP and became 20% cooler.

A 21 year old Brit who loves all the stereotypical things like Tea and Doctor Who. I'm original. Definitely.

Hello, and welcome to my collection of amazingly gay stories, the majority of which is basically just shipping. Enjoy!