I like gore, dark and strange stories.
That one fan of MLP, who makes her plot way darker and complexer then intended. And the person, who roleplays more then she writes fanfiction. *ON A WRITING HIATUS FOR NOW*
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.