Is that a terrorist?!?

Writer of fics large and small

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Compulsive writer of crossovers

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