Shining Armor was about done cleaning his room when there was a knock on the door.

Twilight was on the other side.

She had tears in her eyes.

"Twily!" he said in shock. "What happened?!"

"It's school!"

Shining Armor was immediately in panic-mode. His sister just recently enrolled and it was her first day. Anything could have happened!

"Oh no, did you hurt yourself? Was it bullies? Tell me!"

"No... I..."

Shining leaned forward.

"I..."

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It was probably past two when Applejack stumbled across the mountain of bits lying in the centre of Ponyville.

The weird thing was that nopony seemed to notice or care.

Applejack asked the figure sitting on top of the pile, "Why is there so much gold in one place? Are you collecting something?"

"Yellow sort of things," the dragon said. He scooped up a rigid Applejack and placed the shocked pony at top of the pile.

"Hi," said Fluttershy, by way of greeting.

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Yeah that's right, Hell Yeah is pretty much done.

Wait. That's probably not great news.

BUT IT'S DONE.

Well, because I want to end on a few chapters, I've made a grave mistake.

Chapters might be around this length to compensate for my stupidity.

The human was sitting across from Twilight as they were both reading.

Twilight, curious about the human, cleared her throat as a segue to conversation.

To which the human replied.

"I like you how I like my walls."

"Erm, what?"

"Part of the background."

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Short answer: Because I'm a bad person.

Long answer: Not that anyone asked, but in general, when I plan a story, I have a vey loose beginning, middle and end. The problem is my ego. When I see people like a story, it's sort of hard not to continue. So I start expanding the universe, introducing characters, twisting up the plot to try and make it interesting and hold people's interest. It's a stupid failing of mine. I'm sorry.

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In a quiet time between the hours, mostly when the day is done and the hours grow long in the gathering dark, a little inspiration hits our adorable princess of literature... I mean friendship.

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Clap Clap.

Yes, that's right, I just did something a pony couldn't. Suck it.

Whenever a festival comes around, Christmas, Easter, April Fools, Halloween or otherwise, the site is hit with a multitude of stories that fit within this theme. Of course I enjoy the odd festive story or two, but man when every story jumps on this bandwagon I feel compelled to slap my face a few dozen times to get rid of the forceful cheer shoved down my gullet.

... but I do enjoy one or two.

Also: What story should I next finish? I'm almost wrapped up with Hell Yeah.

Sorry I haven't been able to pump out many physical words. Financial pressure, work, real life and all that jazz. I don't want to bore you with details, but debt sucks and uncertainty even more. I know that's not really an excuse and there are a lot of people who have it harder than me, so I won't bang on about it too much. What you care about is how this affects my writing, so I'll stick to that.

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