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HapHazred


It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

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When Applejack starts dating an old pegasus friend, she thought the worst part would be making time in her busy schedule for romance. She didn't expect a whole truckload of unusual complications.

Complications like splinters. A hostile home environment. Being confused for an egg. A book that contains the secrets of the universe, and a theory about a rubber band.

Some ponies just have to worry about their jobs and who did the laundry. Applejack has to worry about her species tearing her love life apart. Pegasi are weirder than she thought, and the universe isn't making it any easier.

Preread/proofread/nonsense-checked by Tchernobog and Timaeus.

Chapters (5)
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When Sweetie Belle opens a magical book that contains all the secrets everypony ever had, she's shocked to learn she isn't quite as related to Rarity as she thought.

One of them must be adopted. But which?

And just how dangerous is this book?

A short story about family, being an older sibling, and how volatile books can be when they're magic.

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Some ponies are shy creatures, and try to get through life without getting noticed too much. Other ponies are massive, hulking brutes that make as much noise as possible.

The two are seldom related.

Youtube reading by CaptainBron3y here

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Applejack's petrified about an operation her sister has tomorrow. Good thing Rainbow Dash has a deck of cards and time to spare. But will that be enough to save the farmpony from her worries?

A short story where I challenged myself to write two characters interacting without them ever saying a word.

Contains AppleDash.

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Whilst attending the opening night of an art exhibition, Princess Luna notices Celestia spending an above average time with a wealthy patron of the arts. She makes it her business to find out what makes this stallion so special, and why Celestia seems to very awkward around him.

My first foray into straight shipping, I guess. Teen for sexual themes.

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Twilight feels terrible. Spike was sick in the night. As the Princess of Friendship goes about trying to make her day better, she finds that all her friends are in poor spirits as well. Could there be some outside force intent on ruining their lives?

And is there any way to salvage their dreary, unpleasant day?

Proofread by BlackFireGallop

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When Rainbow's house is destroyed by a drunken pegasus, her whole past begins to unravel before her, dredging up memories she would rather keep forgotten.

It's up to Applejack and her friends to make sure that she gets through the ordeal, but things turn from bad to worse when an unwelcome visitor arrives to stir up trouble.

Whether she wants it or not, Rainbow's life is about to change dramatically... and it doesn't look like it'll be for the better.

Teen for more adult-ish themes and mild violence.

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Source

A Compilation of short stories from the Harmonists group contest 'Write Club', featuring authors, both experienced and new, from the group.

Authors are credited in the authors notes at the end of each chapter.

Entries edited by HapHazred.

Prompts:
-History
-Attachment
-Dream

Chapters (16)
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The Changeling Invasion of Canterlot left many scarred and traumatized, and Lyra is one of them. Her therapist advises her to make a new friend, since Bon-Bon is often busy.

Things aren't as simple as they seem.

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When Clover is told by her family that to serve as advisor to the soon-to-be queen, Princess Platinum, she must become knowledgeable in the art of magic, and is sent to study under the universally acclaimed, reclusive spellwriter Starswirl.

But being an advisor to the Queen was not the destiny she wanted. It's up to the middle-aged scholar to find a way to compromise and learn to coexist.

AU because of the journal of the two sisters, and possibly some comics which I have in no way read. Rated Everyone for Excessive headcanon.

Hopefully my second entry for the Pre-con EFNW contest, since I'm allowed two.

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