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Kodi Arfer, psychological scientist

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It takes two to tango. After a particularly manic morning demands she split her attention between aiding Apple Bloom and prepping Princess Twilight, one bold brew ensures there's enough Zecora to go around. No worries that her heterozygous halves are both a bit… "off" in their own unique ways. Zecora's head had enough wit and wisdom in it to be portioned out without side effects, right? Since when has invoking her apothecary arsenal ever over-complicated an already existing problem?

This was a collaborative effort between Casketbase77 of "Three Bolded Words" fame and Kodi Arfer. Casket wrote White's chapter and Kodi wrote Black's, with the opening and closing scenes done jointly. Two authors, two Zecoroota. Let the bipolar buffoonery begin.

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Alicorn or not, Flurry Heart is not doing well at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. Something's wrong with her, and she might never be able to fix it. But a young pegasus named Scootaloo thinks that Flurry Heart has a bright future ahead of her, after all.

Featuring a story-within-a-story starring the CMC, in which the newly grown-up Crusaders search an ancient cave for a lost little colt and find a lot more than they expected.

This story was one of two E-rated entries (the other being Wolftamer54's "Pure" Blood) in a field of 17 for an incest-themed writing contest. It lost.

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Four young male adults in Manehattan navigate sexuality, romance, work, academia, and the magic of friendship.

Smut note: this story contains discussion of sex and some vulgar language, but no detailed depictions of sex.

  1. In "The Anatomy Lesson", Gilbert the griffon tries to get a date, learns more than he wanted to about dragons, and makes some friends.
  2. In "Sexy Bugs", the four guys visit a new changeling dance club.
  3. In "Nerd Fights", Crag the dragon and Whisperwing the pegasus tussle with their greatest enemy: scholarly publishing.
  4. In "The Ravenous Beast of the Wilderness", Gilbert tries really hard not to mess up a date.
  5. In "Shining Armor Isn't Gay", Hearty Hooves the earth pony gets in an argument with Whisperwing at a fancy sex shop.
  6. In "Autodidacticsm", the four guys catch up on celebrity gossip.
  7. In "Upstate", Gilbert goes on an adventure and belatedly learns about changelings.
  8. In "Doctorates & Dragons", the four guys play a game and Crag complains about work.
  9. In "Like Having a Pet", Whisperwing goes to the zoo with somecreature much bigger than the zoo animals.
  10. In "What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?", the four guys catch up and think about the future.
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A great supernatural threat has forced Celestia and Luna to leave Equestria behind. Now Celestia wanders the universe, encountering its many strange creatures, doing good where she can, and searching for her sister.

This story is a sequel to Celestia and the Great Old One, but it can easily be read on its own.

Chapters (1)

Two hundred years ago, Luna disappeared, and a few hours later, so did Celestia. Twilight explains the real reason why, and what it had to do with what Celestia had discovered in the vast and brutal world of the humans a thousand years prior: a being far more ancient, powerful, and inscrutable than anything Celestia had ever known.

Sequel: Celestia Wanderer

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Pinkie is ravenous, but circumstances forbid her from eating anything in Sugarcube Corner. Then Rainbow Dash comes to visit, and Pinkie has her for lunch, kicking off a cannibalistic rampage that only Twilight has an idea how to stop.

(I wrote this story at the request of a friend who's a big fan of vore.)

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A series of short stories exploring themes in the psychology and philosophy of human sexuality, but with horses instead of humans. Each story focuses on a different pony. It's sort of like the My Little Pony fan fiction adaption of my book Empirical Sexual Attitudes. If you're looking for porn, you're going to be disappointed, but hey, you might learn something.

1. In "Nature", Rarity learns that beasts aren't so different from ponies—or are they?
2. In "Fear", Fluttershy confronts something that makes her deeply uncomfortable.
3. In "Identity", Pinkie is asked a rude question, but finds she isn't sure of the answer herself.
4. In "Performance", Rainbow Dash and her male clone are infatuated with each other, but find themselves unable to win an important contest.
5. In "Contamination", Applejack, while trying to increase her sales at the market, opens a much bigger can of worms than she bargained for.
6. In "The Unknown", Twilight makes it all complete… or tries to.

Chapters (6)

Circumstances led me to write a shipfic featuring two ships:

1. "Jesus X Sweetie Belle"
2. "A disembodied reset button from one of those special edition Pikachu N64s, entirely covered in smooth peanut butter X the abstract concept of indifference."

This is the result.

This story was originally published on 9 October 2013. You can read a version with better formatting on my website, or you can hear the dramatic reading by Discord Radio.

Chapters (1)

One day, Applejack and Big McIntosh are alone in an orchard when Big Mac laments the problems of his love life. Then the conversation takes an odd turn, with big consequences for AJ and Big Mac's relationship.

The title and description of this story are deliberately misleading.

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In which Applejack the cowpony is reimagined as a humorously godlike figure in the style of legends, tall tales, and Chuck Norris facts. She could outmuscle the rest of Ponyville put together, or outdrink it, but will her prodigious talents be enough to get the princesses out of a bad deal with Tirek?

For bonus material, see also Jack the Mighty's character sheet and this handy list of Applejack Facts.

This story is an experiment in writing in an anecdotal style.

This story is marked complete because I have no concrete plans for it, although I may eventually write more chapters (which, like "The Great Wall of Tartarus", would be self-contained short stories).

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