just got grounded. will be back as soon as i'm ungrounded. see ya later.

I just read a story where a soldier kills , eats her, and his buddies use her skin for a cloak. I'm so angry I could unleash my Sonic Scream! (which is the loudest scream you will ever hear)

WE INTERRUPT THIS STORY FOR CHARACTER PROTECTION REASONS. IS DERPY YOUR FAVORITE MLP CHARACTER? IS SHE IN DANGER OF BEING KICKED OFF THE SHOW? IS SHE STILL BEING DISSED BY OTHERS? DO YOU WANT TO HELP HER? IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, YOU MAY BE QUALIFIED TO BE IN THE SAVE DERPY! FOUNDATION. PLEASE HELP US SAVE HER. DERP ON, EVERPONY!

Derpy needs us. With more than one, you can face multiple problems at once. Each person who signs up will earn 500 Derpy credits and an additional 100 Derpy credits for each Derpy-promoting act. One day Derpy will get kicked off the show again, so I'm taking a stand to make sure that doesn't happen. So join us, and when you trade in 10 credits you donate an outfit to Derpy. 5 credits and you give her muffins. 2 credits is blankets. And so on. Please, don't let her be abandoned again. Please.

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i am having the worst week ever. first i fall off of my scooter 4-5 times in one day, get my skins infected because no one listens to me, and just a few minutes ago i got hit in the head with a tub of spackle! it wasn't even close to the edge! this is not my week AT ALL.

I wondered what kind of aura I have, and looked online and saw that instead of having a dominant aura, it was equal parts! I really am messed up.

you may not recognize me, but i used to be derpyrox444, and now i am lightningchaser1, lightning chaser being my OC. i might even make a story on my OC! cool, right? but i just gotta get the write inspiration. get it? WRITE? HAHAHAHA! author pun

not getting anywher with "the holograph and the princess" so i deleted it. i am very bad at writing.

Super awesome story idea! The Hologram and The Princess will be awesome and be very long, I hope. The emergency medical hologram from the Star-Ship Voyager wants to discover this weird dimension the scouting probes found, but while he's wearing the portable projector... HE GETS SUCKED INTO A FREAKING RAINBOW-COLORED WORM HOLE!!! HOW BUCKING RANDOM IS THAT?! Anyways, the wormhole is actually a portal to Equestria, and he gets sent to Ponyville as a blue unicorn with short darker blue hair, red

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since a lot of people don't believe in the multiverse, well, they're missing out in the major league fun. i believe that doctor whooves' name should be time turner elliptical jaline melanin smith cosby mason sparkle whooves. and yeah, that's a mouthful. that's what my imaginan sources tell me. Am i missing anything, Doctor?

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