I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?