I write horsewords for RGRE

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.