Now with Patreon Also I have a Discord Server https://discord.gg/w2g8bzx

All I can do is draw.... welp, at least I'm partially decent at it.

I wouldn't worry, if I were you. ALL of my friends are terrible judges of character, too.

"Wow, that's a lot of blood." ~My doctor. Now with an official degree in English and teaching experience!

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

Moderator of Protect Celestia. Aside from that I'm a prereader/writer who farts about this site to an excessive degree. Currently have three stories going at the moment.

Gary Busey is a beautiful man.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

May the floss be with you.

Oath to order.

"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Crossovers on crossovers on crossovers... All of them.

Just a guy who loves to write stories. I hope you enjoy some of them.

If there is a fic I want to read, but it hasn't been written, then I make it happen. Simple as that.