"You don't know pain until you crave a conversation with someone who is no longer alive."

It's fanfiction all the way down.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Pessimism paves the way for Optimism

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Can I speak to the manager?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Silly creature at a keyboard

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

A brony living in the states that really likes Fallout.

I like cake and all things Shining Armor/Chrysalis.

A 27 year old Brony with Asperger's syndrome who enjoys ponies, kaiju, video games, history, animals and a few other things.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!