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Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I play the Bass in orchestra. I love to draw, read, and write. Roleplaying is one of my favorite activities, I mainly rp on an app called Geeking. I am 15 years old.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Horrifically Fun

We're assholes who probably have too much free time, and love to point out everything wrong with stories.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Just your average cryptid, skulking around.

I like ponies, I like writing. Need I say more?

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Cosmetics saleswoman/makeup artist by day, fanfiction writer by night.

People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.